Thursday, April 26, 2012

A Call To Arms!



After an hour an a half of gut wrenching and hand clinging while watching my game yesterday, it went into overtime. No! Then it went to penalties! Double no!

(for those of you who don't know the rules of soccer, don't worry. Just know that one never walks away from a game deciding penalty shoot out without the startings of an ulcer and lots of tears, good or bad.



Unfortunately "my boys" lost. They're out of The Champions League. :( It's bad enough that they lost but what makes it a million times worse is the dang German who scored the winning goal.

Let me introduce you to Schweinsteiger, pronounced, sh vyn -sh ty ger.


Isn't that arrogant face just asking for my fist?! Ugh! I can't even begin to explain my dislike for this man. He's arrogant as all get out and not even a good enough player OR good looking to make up for it! Disgraceful! Pale, pastey, freak!

I swear if this guy ever is unfortunate enough to come face to face with me, he's going to end up with a bloody nose and a broken foot! Maim Schweinsteiger, has become my motto. But I wan't to take it a step further.  I dislike the guy so much I've started using his name as a curse word, and that's where you come in. I'm hoping to make it spread as one nasty cuss. Come on, just say it. Try shaking your fist air the air and growling the word. Nice, huh? So join me and spread this word as a curse!

Suggestions: Son of a Schweinsteiger! You little Schweinsteiger! Mother Schweinsteiger! ;)


22 comments:

  1. You absolutely crack me up! But, I have to admit saying "Schweinsteiger" as a curse word is fun.

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    1. Isn't it? I totally think this could catch on.

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  2. Jenny, this was almost too much! His face IS asking for your fist, I think you are REQUIRED to oblige. ;)

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    1. I'm definitely required. He sooo better watch his back!

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  3. Just breathe, Jenny, Deep, deep, DEEP breaths. <3

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    1. *deep breath* Thanks! I need that. Still want to punch him though. ;)

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  4. Lol for one, I love that you love soccer. Or football, as we call it over here :P Second, I love that you actually make posts like this :P

    The Cait Files

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    1. Thanks, glad you enjoy them. I would cal it football but, alas, all the Americans get confused. :(

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  5. Totally hilarious. What if somehow he read it? Do you think he might loose that cocky expression for once?

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    1. Doubt it, He'd just get more cocky and my hate would grow!

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  6. I'm at work and my browser froze before I could get past his forehead. So for a couple of seconds I thought he was going to be mega good looking!! You are the funniest Jenny. Dude's name is too hard to pronounce!

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    1. Yes, but if you learn to pronounce it, it's perfect as a swear!

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  7. Real Madrid lost :( I was hoping for a full Spanish final in both Champions League and UEFA Europa League and now both Real Madrid and Barcelona are out. At least I'll still see a Spanish final in UEFA Europa League.

    This post had me laughing for a while. Do you know what Schweinsteiger means? Because if you don't, then extra win for you :) Schwein is German for "pig" but it can also be used as an insult. It can mean "swine" or "scumbag", too. And Steiger means "someone who climbs". So Schweinsteiger means "someone who climbs pigs".

    Penalty round was a bit of a disaster. Could have even been worse if Casillas wasn't such a great keeper. And I prefer not to comment on the penalty Ramos missed. I know football players are human and make mistakes but that shot was the worst possible mistake at the worst possible moment. He didn't even give Bayern M√ľnchen's keeper any work. The ball just went over the goal.

    But you can be happy about one thing: Bayern M√ľnchen already lost the Bundesliga. And I hope Germany doesn't win this year's Euro Cup. I don't like him since I read what he said during the last World Cup.

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    1. Lol! Love the definition of his name so fitting. :D I'm glad they didn't win the Bundesliga! They better not win the champions league!

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  8. Bwahahahahahaha... Oh I am so sorry about the loss, but you had me laughing so hard I am almost in tears. I will use this new profanity as much as possible:)

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    1. Yay! I'm glad it made you laugh and convinced you to use this new swear.

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  9. LOL, this post made me laugh! I'm a rare kind of person - I don't swear. For some reason the words just sound ridiculous coming out of my mouth so I gave up years ago trying to use them. But this I could totally get away with!! I will use his name everytime I want to swear about something. Thanks Jenny :)

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    1. It's a great substitution. I'm happy you'll use it. ;)

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  10. This is my new favorite soccer post. thanks for the laugh. :)

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    1. You're welcome. Im glad I could make you laugh. :)

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  11. What the schweinsteiger did they go and lose for?
    ahh, Schweinsteiger it!!

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    1. There you go. You're doing it! Maybe it'll only spread in Loa.

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