Wednesday, September 21, 2011

If Soccer Players Were Vampires

Don't ask, I just though I'd share some more of those thoughts that probably would be better left unsaid.

This is Arbeloa...

...and of all the soccer players out there I've always thought he could pass as a vampire. Blame it on all the vampire books I've read but for some reason I see him and I think: vampire.

I like to blame it on his pale skin and those dark circles under his eyes but, truthfully, I think his malicious style of play is what really scares me.

Arbeloa is the one in white...just in case you didn't recognize those vampire qualities. The "incident"  takes place 24 seconds in to about 28 seconds.

Oh sure, he looks innocent enough but he totally meant to do that. Pretty freaky huh? I love him but I've seen him pull this kind of stuff too many times to ever want to go up against him in a game.

However, he could nibble on me anytime. ;)


  1. Ha ha! I love that you just think vampire when you see him. Now do you think nice, sexy vampire or I-want-to-suck-your-blood vampire?

  2. Jenni, Oh I think he's sexy but he kinda scares the crap out of me too. So...Both?

  3. This guy totally should have been Edward in Twilight. I did not like Robert Pattinson at all (Sorry, fans!) Actually, I really pictured Johnny Depp 20 years ago, but I suppose that wouldn't have worked out.

  4. Yes, he's got the look. But I still can't quite tell what he did... step on him? Like ground his foot right on the guy's calf? Bad bad boy....

  5. If he's a vampire, consider me a willing victim. Ive always had soccer player "issues". :0)

  6. Hahaha! Before I watched the clip I seriously thought he was going to try and bite another player! But alas only a little manhandling. I have to say, I'm a fan of the malicious style of play :)

  7. Hahaha this post totally made me laugh! I'm not much of a soccer watcher but I can totally see it being true!

  8. Shelley, Oh, I know! Robert Pattinson is so gross! Johnny Depp would have been good.

    Suey, Yes, that's what he did, naughty thing. I wish I could have got a better clip. He usually hits people in the face so sneakily that the ref never sees it.

    iwriteinbooks. Amen, sister. ;)

    Lan, Hee hee, that would have been awesome, but I don't think I've ever seen him to that. That would be really freaky. I only like the malicious play if they don't get caught. ;)

    Natalie, Right? He looks like a vampire.